Sarge's 3-Plan Strategy:

Plan A - Objective

Plan B - Run

Plan C - Stab

Start with Plan C ALWAYS.

If Plan C fails due to the enemy being a bunch of damn pansies, proceed with Plan A.

If Plan C fails due to your anus getting devastated, proceed with Plan B.

If Plan A fails due to you being a useless scumbag, proceed with Plan B.

If Plan A fails due to too many enemies, proceed with Plan C.

If Plan B fails due to your stubby mcfat legs not running fast enough, proceed with Plan C.

If Plan B or C is interrupted by local hero Sarge murdering everyone, proceed with Plan A.