Recent reviews by Captain

One of my favourite survival games out.

Dear Tango Gameworks, Know that your last game has been cemented into gaming legacy as an legendary title. The work you all put into this masterpiece will stand the testament of time. R.I.P. Tango, sorry Xbox and Microsoft didn't hold their promise.

Starting to use AI slop for Emblems.

I died to red barrel, separate world I watched my friend die to same red barrel, watched a stream and they also died to red barrel. 10/10 red barrel wins everytime.

One of the best games I've played in 2022. Nothing compares to this experience, it's truly a one of a kind!

After 100%-ing the game I can say that I am finally thinking with Portals. I do recommend it. Definitely beating the game and doing the challenges afterwards make it so much more fun but "LEAST STEPS" IS EVIL AVOID DOING THOSE AT ALL COST UNLESS YOU LIKE SUFFERING.

This game is not worth 20 Dollars you're insane Boneloaf and Doublefine. Although the game is insanely fun with a bunch of friends I'd say it's not worth 20 dollars.

The game is as simple as it gets, You have to go in clock wise and anti-clock wise in order to get through the rings "Gates" and it feels like the game difficulty stays the same from Level 1 to Level 50. The music is alright for what it is and the visuals are pretty okay as well but after awhile it just becomes plain and borning and nothing changes. I guess the game is alright for what it is but you definitely don't want to waste your money if you're looking for something cheap and fun for a few cents, I'd look somewhere else in all honesty. 4/10 could be improved on.

This game isn't exactly anything new it feels like it wants to be like Sonic but without the effort of what makes a Sonic game. The gameplay is complete ass and that's putting it lightly. You often find yourself trying to control your own character and with the controls it seems to become impossible. There is "Traps" all over and if you hit just once you need to restart the level no matter how far you made it, when you collect rubies you need enough to beat the level and when you have any amount of rubies you lose all of them from a single hit whatever number you are at you can be at 50 and get hit once and then have zero and have to try and grab the ones jumping around. It's complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ especially when there are little annoying traps all over the level's. The game has about 3 songs in it and the sound of the springs, jumping, getting hurt etc inside the game felt like they just made some noises without any thought and put it where it seemed fit. The game has a ton of bugs I often find myself having to restart because I couldn't stop going forward and often fell off the level which made me want to stop playing but I completed the game it took just under 3 hours of struggling from horrible gameplay and really bad sound design. there is a lot of bad going on here and I recommend people not to buying this game unless you want regret spending even a dollar. I give this game a 1.5 out of 10 "horrible but could be worst." also you can't take your time and try to beat it smartly because you'll run out of time and have to restart the level.