Captain Halibut
Colin   Massachusetts, United States
 
 
One night I was playing Super Mario 64. While travelling through the Dire Dire Docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--F U C K"

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Cian 14 jul 2017 om 11:33 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN STALINGRAD FOR KILLIN DA FASCIST THAT KILLED YOU!


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send this TT-33 to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE SOVIET HERO
Navy Teal 12 feb 2017 om 2:22 
+Rep I don't even know what this does but I see people doing so I'm going to do it :steamsalty:
Navy Teal 12 feb 2017 om 2:20 
Went to Walmart after work today. Ordered a package with 10 coat hangars. I pay for my meal and pull up to the next window. They hand me the package. 5 HANGARS. Would you guess who was behind the cash register? I'll be damned if it wasn't Correct the Record, known liberal disinformation super pac, come to shortchange me on my coat hangars. What are they doing with the extra coat hangars they didn't give me? If you have to ask, you're probably one of them. That's right: abortions.
Medium Sized Bepis 1 jan 2017 om 16:28 
Went to Sega Headquarters after work today. Ordered a Sega CD with a Sonic CD. I pay for my games and pull up to the next window. They hand me the bag. Sonic 06. Would you guess who was behind the window? I'll be damned if it wasn't Correct the Record, known liberal disinformation super pac, come to shortchange me on my games. What are they doing with the Sonic CD they didn't give me? If you have to ask, you're probably one of them. That's right: abortions.
Q⸸π 29 nov 2016 om 12:11 
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?:damien:
Cat and the Fiddle 5 nov 2016 om 21:32 
+Rep Doesn't hate me :D