Recent reviews by Captain Bishop

This game is boring as ♥♥♥♥

Shot a guy in the ♥♥♥♥ and his head blew off

If you're a fan of holding down the "w" key for 5 minutes, this is your game

Imagine a world full of dangerous zombies, evil bandits, valleys to explore, now forget that memory because DayZ has none of that. The premise of the game is zombie survival, but in 2 hours of gameplay i saw 4 zombies, one of which I killed 6 times but kept glitching back to life. The world is big, which makes you feel alone, a realisitic feel that adds to the game, however, if you do meet another player, dont even bother because you will be shot before you can start running. Last but not least, the map, its huge, but extremely confusing. I like the graphics, they are magnificent, but some areas are locked off and I find myself running in circles trying to escape the same town. Overall, this game needs a LOT of work. Doors dont open, looting is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, jogging is screwed, zombies dont die, the sounds are way off, hit detection blows. The only reason you should buy this game is if you have a friend to play it with (cuz' any game with friends is fun) or you want this game cheap before it comes out. Overall I'm dissappointed I spent my money, but thats what you get when you invest 30 bucks into a alpha