I sexually Identify as Carly Rae Jepsen. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of singing infront of thousands of sexually confused little girls about gay guys rejecting me. People say to me that a person being Carly Rae Jepsen is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm going to be rich. I'm having Justin Beiber cut my ♥♥♥♥ off, and then teach me how to hit the high notes for every line. From now on I want you guys to call me maybe and respect my right to sing for gay boy scouts and take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ number. If you can't accept me you're a Jepsephobe and need to check your Canadian Idol privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.