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My 1st game was "Guns of Icarus Online"
My 200th game was "Ultimate Chicken Horse"
My 300th game was "Back to the Future"
My 500th achievement was for the joining the "mile high club"
My 1,000th achievement was for "Driving a Bus From Tuscon to Las Vegas"
My 1,500th achievement was for doing some "Collateral Daddage" while slipping in a puddle
My 2,000th achievement was for doing unspeakable things....don't ask. It's called "Shafted"....yea.
My 2,500th achievement was for riding a "fluffy steed"... after chasing him down
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Did you just assume my flavour - Paris 2017
Yes that is a dong thing - Caitlinbugg 2016
Your voice matches your face - Raeml 2016
VPN?? Virtual Penis Network??? - Paris 2016
Im a Pepsisexual - Hedkin 2015
The tree sees all and murders all - Bauldr 2014
Lemon OxO, Meal of Kings - Mortem13 2014
Why am i banned?? - Benjy 2014
She's dribbling mate - Mattyluggs 2014
Pepperoni Rolls are legendary... its only for us Virginians.. all others are unworthy - Momo 2014
"R18600 4 TW" -Poppa 2014
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