-rep smelly f⁥a⁥g⁥g⁥o⁥t

Cute dragon :3

Best day of the week: Femboy friday >w<

There's no reason to have a Dad Bod when push ups exist. I'm always finding time to crank out a few p-ups. Ahh yep, I do maybe a thousand p-ups a day and I'm a father of two. Those nerds coloring with crayons? Time to squeeze in a few p-ups. Little dorks eating mac and cheese? It's p-up time. I'm like a leathered marble statue of a really muscular guy, my muscles are so tight and rugged. Hell, I took a p-up break while typing this comment. The ladies at work, these little work ladies, love when I crank out p-ups right there in front of them and come up off the floor red faced and with a sizeable bulge in my slacks. That bulge is unrelated to the p-ups, by the way, I'm just a guy who's always one hard nipple poking through a shirt away from a full meat platter. Hell, I'd cheat on my wife with one of these little work ladies if she wasn't one of the little work ladies I work with. We bone in the bathroom.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Wow you sure do get a whole lot of hate

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That parry spam.... Mind you , he still lost horribly , but i always get pissed at noobies who spam 1 button.... Gitgud instead of mashing, hoping for a lucky parry.

I'm sorry I killed you.

Stop stealing mcdonalds wifi you low ♥♥♥♥, youre pathetic

no one care, -rep for retadation.

+Rep good trader

Aha, you talking about my katanas and hexes? I used them before I knew everybody hatted because I like katanas and dark magic. Everyone always hates what I like.

lol noice darksouls 2 build where did u get it from

god doesnt exist

+Rep not u ♥♥♥

+Rep

Yeah GG.

I am the one who killed you and then burned in your sun)

Are you the one I parried and then you owned me after?

LOL GG.

Doing this so I can get that badge, but I probably won't do everything anyway, and I don't even care

+rep fair trader not many of these in tf2

+rep fast and easy trader.

fast and nice trader +rep