I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFv-Tu1Vs5g

https://youtu.be/c-ydGUHUDj8

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girl’s funeral😅👻💀 cause it’s bey blade or catch a fade🙏👊😠💯😭

Fabbbyyy! I just quit my job at the dildo factory because my boss was a waifu. Now I'm going to become a banana. Not any banana, but the best banana in the world. Even if no one believes in me, I dyed myself in yellow already and tomorrow I'm getting potassium injections. I will show the world I can be the best banana ever. Thank you Fabbbyyy you've inspired me to follow my dreams!