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-- Michael J. Wagner
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Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.
-- S.J. Perelman
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"The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests
and to his imagination for his facts."
-- Sheridan
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
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Q: Why is Poland just like the United States?
A: In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in
Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever
you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.
-- being told in Poland, 1987
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A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
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Stewie: Soooo Broccoli, mother says you're very good for me. But I'm afraid I'm no good for you.
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
-- Charles de Gaulle
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