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2 people found this review helpful
467.4 hrs on record (240.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Gonna start off the review by saying to not buy this game.

Reviews say that this game is amazing, and it's a completely different game etc, when this is just one of those ♥♥♥♥ early access games that will always be a buggy mess.

Developers promised many things, so many things that this review's word count would be equivalent to all of the harry potter books combined, but here are some examples;

Developers promised to produce weekly updates, no matter how big or small they are. They have postponed almost every update there has been, and these updates have caused more problems than fix any. They also took a week off when the game first came out, when game breaking bugs needed to be fixed as soon as possible, most probably to spend their millions that they have earnt on lmaborghinis and coke. I have also noticed how they would promise new content which would improve the gameplay, but have also postponed these changes for months on end. If you've been following the development team, take it how they have promised on adding a new jumping system, or add new maps, they have constantly been postponing these game changing features because they feel the need to add new content which is easier to add, such as new guns, to keep their audience engaged in the game, even though that's what not the players want.

Developers have also promised to never add payable crates in the early access, and now they will be. What does this say about the developing team? That they are just another ♥♥♥♥ money hungry games company? Well, yeah, you're absolutely right, they are. If they've chosen to go down this route, and instead of fixing the game breaking bugs there are, they've decided to make skins, a system that is not needed or wanted by the community. The future for this game is inevitably doomed if they are going to add this system, as this means that Bluehole no longer cares about the players or the game itself, and only care about money, even though they could make much more money from making a functional, amazing shooting game rather than selling skins.

To summarise, this game is complete trash.

Their slogan is, "Not Just a Game. This is BATTLE ROYALE"

The slogan should be, "Not just a Game. This is ♥♥♥♥"
Posted 27 July, 2017. Last edited 27 July, 2017.
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37.8 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
aids game
Posted 15 October, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
741.0 hrs on record (141.1 hrs at review time)
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♥♥♥♥ this game ♥♥♥♥ everything
Posted 29 May, 2015.
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1.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
bloody amazing
Posted 12 May, 2015.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
59.3 hrs on record (21.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
crashes when playing battle royale
almost came first then suddenly crashes



it's a good game, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bugs like these is stupid.
Posted 2 March, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
555.2 hrs on record (40.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Utterly ♥♥♥♥, you can just randomly die when you have loads of cool gear.
Posted 11 January, 2015.
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40.2 hrs on record (37.9 hrs at review time)
this game is worse and cancer. ♥♥♥♥ knows how i've completed it.
Posted 27 May, 2014. Last edited 29 July, 2015.
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39.9 hrs on record (29.3 hrs at review time)
The game is extremely bad. Lets just leave it at that.
Posted 14 February, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,911.0 hrs on record (49.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Yes.
Posted 22 January, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
75.0 hrs on record
A great, fun RPG, CO-OP Game where you can make all different kinds of weapons!

I would recommend this, 8/10
Posted 29 November, 2013.
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