🌟 +REP 🌟
I was just making a sandwich—nothing fancy, just bread, cheese, and a bit of mustard. Suddenly, my toaster exploded, and Clutch burst through the kitchen window like a tactical ninja. "The sandwich dimension is collapsing!" they yelled, flinging a spoon across the room, disabling a rogue microwave.

Before I could blink, we were teleported to the Crumb Kingdom, where evil butter lords were waging war. Clutch didn’t hesitate. With a spatula in one hand and a jar of pickles in the other, they fought off an army of sentient sandwiches trying to devour us. In the final battle, Clutch performed a 360 backflip, butter-slicing the Mayo King in half, saving the entire lunch hour.

As the Crumb Kingdom faded away, Clutch handed me the perfect sandwich, toasted to golden perfection. 10/10, Clutch not only saves the game—they save snacks and entire dimensions too. Absolute legend.

The communal wife forever