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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣰⠋⣰⣿⠿⠿⢷⣦⡈⢻⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡎⢠⣦⠄⣴⣿⠇⠄⣶⣤⣤⣁⠄⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡾⢀⣿⠃⢰⣿⣿⠄⠄⠙⠿⠿⣿⡧⢘⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⠄⣼⡏⢀⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⡼⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⠐⠿⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⡾⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢈⡷⠄⣴⣿⣿⠟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣸⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⡅⠸⢿⡿⢃⡄⢠⣤⣬⡿⢃⣼⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠓⠤⠴⠿⣄⠻⠿⢋⣠⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠳⠖⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⣚⣥⣤⠀⠀⢀⡷⠔⠒⠒⠲⠦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢎⣾⣿⠟⠁⡠⠖⣡⣶⣶⣶⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⣱⣿⠟⠁⡠⠊⣠⣾⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⢀⠌
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠔⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠘⠛⠛⠁⠀⣀⠤⠚⠁
⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢯⠁
⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱ SEX TAVŞANI
⠀⣰⠁⠀⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹ PORTİ
⢰⠃⠀⠀⠛⠁⠐⠂⠀⣿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹
⠈⢧⣠⣾⣷⣦⣠⣶⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠒⠒⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰
⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡉⠉⠉⠒⠲⢤⡔⠁
⢀⠔⠁⠈⠻⣿⣿⡿⡋⠉⠓⠦⡄⠀⠀⠉⢫⠉⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡐⠀⠀⠀⠈⢢⠤⠤⠜⠀⠀⠀⠀⡗⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢇⡀⡖⠒⠒⠤⣀
⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣶⣄
⢿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣄
⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⣠⣴⣾⣷⣿⣷⠾⢷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡷
⠀⠀⠈⢿⡿⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣾⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠙⠿⡿⢆⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠹⣷⣤⣤⣄⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⢀⣀⣈⣉⣉⣉⣙⣁⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣷⠈⠉⠙⠛⢻⣭⣷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⡿⠇⠻⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⠇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠺⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⢠⢸⡝⣿⠭⠉⢻⣿⠉⢐⢚⣯⣻⣷⢿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⢰⡸⢷⣤⣌⣧⣾⣿⣷⣬⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠅⢽⣿⡟⣱⠻⡿⠟⣮⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⢿⠰⠋⠷⠄⠼⣛⡛⣹⡿⢿⣿⣿⠸⠿⠿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠂⠄⢀⠄⠄⢀⠉⣾⣍⣉⣩⣿⣷⢏⣽⠄⠈⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⢸⣦⠈⠛⠛⠛⡻⢵⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛
⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣷⣌⡀⢈⣽⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣻⣿⣿⡋⠉⠈⠙⡻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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