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Anyone else here /literarygenius/?

This is not ironic, or a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I once made my attractive female English professor break down into tears with my genius. It was like the scene in Good Will Hunting where the math professor breaks down after Will easily solves the math problems he was given, saying "there are some days where I wish you didn't exist." She thought it was probably the best thing that she had ever read from the last 20 or so years. Yes, we did have sex eventually. I write the greatest work out there today. You pathetic posers will probably try to project onto me and deny it, but it's true, and I don't need to prove it to a bunch of sad anime-watching, hentai-jerking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the internet, so no, I will not post my work. No, I'm not scared or doubtful of my work, I just don't want my name to be ever associated with this sad little website. I have read most of the Western Canon, am fluent in 6 languages (Russian, Mandarin, Latin, Greek, Spanish, and of course, English), and my poetry and prose are both at the level of Joyce's. A different professor of mine once said that if I do not go down in literary history, then literary history has failed us. I once met with Bloom in person, where we had a deep and detailed conversation about Faulkner, and he told me that I was "incredibly competent and wise young man." My philosophy professor praised my work in philosophy, but as my true strength remains in art, also told me that a poem of mine "has the emotional depth of Coleridge and the precise linguistic mastery of Yeats." Upon graduating college, I will publish my masterpiece which will undoubtedly shock the literary world. It is profoundly imaginative, reaches a level of linguistic perfection on the level of Flaubert, and effortlessly dismantles the superficiality and degeneration of modern culture with a violent and powerful personal confession, reaching beyond the modern age to something much greater. I am 6'2" and very good looking, so I have many female admirers, but I have often ignored them for the sake of literary greatness. I have even received a love letter from a lovely petite brunette in my sophomore year. After being accepted into a highly selective program at my university (highly prestigious, of course, but I will not name it for the previously articulated reason), I have had the opportunity to work with the greatest poets alive today, all of whom have been blown away by my work. After publishing my work, I plan to study at Oxford or to travel around Russia.
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fred not Fred 19 Feb, 2018 @ 12:56am 
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Hymen Breaker 11 Jul, 2016 @ 11:46am 
Have you ever considered suicide? There are 20 reasons why you should, and you wont believe number 12!!!! LOLOLOLOLO TROLOLOLOLOLO funni Le MemE!!!!!!
Hymen Breaker 13 May, 2016 @ 6:16pm 
You look like my third wife [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
legokid47 6 Mar, 2016 @ 4:05pm 
Cerebral palsy deals with cognitive movement disorders you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Taking this from the generic black kid who used DBZ as his profile pic, do the world a favor and neck yourelf.
Mr Mean 6 Mar, 2016 @ 1:44pm 
u want him to kill himself yet hes ur friend?
legokid47 7 Jan, 2016 @ 4:12pm 
Kill yourself, you inferior piece of ♥♥♥♥!