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11/10

11/10 if they release Acrid as a playable character, 0/10 if they don't

An excellent high-octane cyberpunk roguelike that capitalizes on mechanics used in Risk of Rain and Nuclear Throne. The game features a multitude of guns each with an rng element of buffs/nerfs when picked up and many items that passively or actively affect your character. It can also be very puninshing/rewarding with the exp system where you activate buffs that make the game more realistic or harder (such as bullet damage making you bleed, proper hitboxes on enemies but you do more headshot damage). The game feels good to play, the co-op option is great, and the developers seem to very much care about and support their game.

Marlow Briggs for 99¢ on Steam™ is the best game you will ever buy and play for 99¢. For the price of a candy bar you can have the best experience of your life with Marlow Briggs for 99¢ on Steam™. It is a life changing experience and will change the way you see games and life in general forever. I was on a downward spiral of depression before playing this game. My good friend came up to me and told me "Hey, have you checked out Marlow Briggs for 99¢ on Steam™? It's a life-changing game and the best game you will ever play for 99¢ in your life." I thought a great game for only 99¢? That sounds too good to be true, but I still bought it because for 99¢, what did I have to lose? As soon as it finished downloading, my computer played a chorus fit for the Heavens. As the chorus chanted "Marlow Briggs", getting louder and louder as I finally clicked on the game to start it. Once I did that, the chorus stopped immediately as one last "MARLOW BRIGGS" was sung with a ear deafening, yet mentally soothing tone. Following the silence was the game booting up and bringing me to the start screen, I subsequently went blind. My vision was brought back after a few minutes which I can only assume was Marlow Briggs himself testing me to see if I was worthy of laying my eyes upon this immortal beauty. From here I cannot say what beautiful godlike things have happened to me playing this game, as only Marlow Briggs can judge who can have this knowledge, but I can tell you now, I know everything and anything. I no longer have the capacity for depression because I have no need for mortal foolishness like emotions. Only my pure devotion to Marlow Briggs is needed to sustain my now immortal body and mind. What are you waiting for? Change your life for only 99¢ with Marlow Briggs for 99¢ on Steam™.