"IS THAT GUY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Wait no he's just working on the roof. " - BurntToadstool

"I'm going to be a ♥♥♥♥, but an alright ♥♥♥♥.." 🤔 - BurntToadstool

"Don't worry, I'll out heal it." *Dies* "I'm dead." - Stewart

"You!" - Wolf

"O WO!" - Cammy

"2: When you realize that you've doomed the entire world of science and mathematics by destroying the fabric of reality with a mere viagra pill." - AI Dungeon

"Tastes as good as my willy after a long piss!" - Stewart

"With SitRep Pro I can here you take a piss!" - Stewart

"Nay danger, you're right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ behind me!" - Stewart

"Would you like your egg properly fertilised?" - Stewart

"I didn't consent to this cyber-rape!" - Stewart

"♥♥♥♥ off bitchisntnotonthefun" - Stewart

"Am Linda and a've broke Jamie's minecraft wi ma 10 fit willy." - Stewart

*"What can a boy do that a girl can't do better?"* "Use a urinal." - Daniel

"Medic, heal. Medic, heal! MEDIC, HEAL!" - Stewart

"Stop tubing ya ♥♥♥♥!" - Stewart

*"I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds."* "What?" - Stewart

"Nicotine patches just absorb you, man." - Will

"Not existential crisis Jamie, exponential crisis." - Gavin

"You can't shag a personality." - Aaron

"Going to get on my knees and suck my willy, c: ." - Stewart

"c:" - Stewart

"Matt values you less than 25 pence." - Gavin

*"Have you ever shared unauthorized media to anyone?"* "No." - Stewart

*SFX for the csgo shotguns* "Badoom!" - Stewart

"Jamieee noooooo..." - Daniel

*Sees a block of tablet* "That's death in a wrapper." - Bradley

*Gets a needle in the eye* "It's just a minor annoyance." - Matt

"YOU WHAT!?" - Liam

"If you ain't vapin', then you're hatin'." - Gavin

*Sees MLP and equestria united group* "♥♥♥♥ NAW" - Cammy

"It's Sean's Power shop, come get your power supply! It's the rootenest tootenest Power shop in the town, it's Seaaaan's Power shoooop." - Stewart

"LALALALALALALA" - Gavin

"Just gonna let it brew." - Gavin

"If you can't do the VAC, then don't do the hack." - Stewart

"It's all about the digits." - Aaron

"You need a new power supply, Stewart." - Sean

"Oh my." - Daniel T