Mortis
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Tf you doing

AITA?
Hi Reddit. I'm 22F, graduated from a top university, CEO at a multimillion-dollar company, and earn 7 figures a month. I am also childfree by CHOICE because that makes me 3x more intelligent than the breeders(🤢) and I don't think it's fair to get creampied and bring children into this mean world. I still remember when my breeder(🤢)sister stole my candy, it gave me PTSD, ADHD, DID, schizophrenia, and OCD 😣. Children are NOISY, GROSS, and SMELLY!!!!! I wonder if they even have feelings! I have my 7 doggos (#dogmommy) and I'm SO happy with them. I refuse to train them because I don't think my doggos should be treated any differently than human "children" of those breeders 🤢. Would you teach your crotch goblins to sit, wag their tails, fetch, and come over to you on command?

On the other hand, my breeder 🤢 sister is ugly asf (her anus and vagina became a cloaca from birthing crotch goblins!!!!!!). She has a total of THREE sex fruits from different dads that are deadbeats! She doesn't have a BIG BEAUTIFUL mansion like myself! She works a "job" and lives in a three-bedroom house with her crotch monsters! They're fed "well" and look "clean" and vaccinated too! Can you imagine?

So last week was my 48th birthday(yayyyyy🎂🎂🎂🎂) and invited my breeder 🤢 sister. My breeder🤢sister came with all 3 of her crotch fruits ! As always they looked "happy" and "well mannered". So one of them "Kyle" (3) tried to say hi to my lovely, precious, best doggo in the world ✨Pibbles✨(RIP Ms.Pibbles 😔) and Pibbles got irritated and mauled that kid! That kid was abusing Pibbles by interacting with her when she DIDN'T consent! Kyle died in the hospital and they took away Ms.Pibbles and put her down. I was beyond heartbroken 😔so I grabbed rest of that breeder's 🤢 crotch fruits and put them in my basement. She's been BLOWING up my phone and telling me she's gonna contact police (THE AUDACITY!)

Guys I'm beyond heartbroken 💔😭 it's been so hard and now my sister is threatening to call police, she me etc! She thinks I'm an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for not training and feeding (I only feed them green vegetables as it's more eco friendly and keeps their weight in check!) my doggos properly!

So great judges of Reddit, AITA?

Edit 1: ♥♥♥♥ YOU ALL whoever is saying I'm am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Atleast think about Pibbles? Y'all vaccinated meateaters will never understand! Those vaccines already caused mutations in your DNA and you can't feel empathy!!!
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mary 8 Aug, 2024 @ 8:35am 
+rep huge cack
thunder 3 Aug, 2024 @ 4:25am 
+rep very good legion
Manish 4 May, 2024 @ 8:07am 
Hey, sorry I left skid marks in your toilet, but did you have to kick my cat to get back at me? Whilst both deeds are bad, one was accidental (I had tacos for lunch) and the other was just a cruel violation of human rights.

Anyway, if you ever wanna come over for some pierogi and vodka to hash out our disagrievances and maybe kiss a little, you know how to find me.
carolita 22 Mar, 2024 @ 6:33pm 
2024 relationship still bussin on our way to 2025 babe
Akewa 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:14am 
+rep Good Stop Sign Killer and Employee of the Lethal Company Material !!
FreshToast 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm 
+rep Good kitten, very good Lethal company member and very nice person