OS: Windows XP Professional SP3 (32-bit)
CPU: Intel Celeron 420 (1.6GHz, Single-Core, no HT)
GPU: Integrated Intel GMA 950 (64MB shared VRAM)
RAM: 512MB DDR2 (333MHz, maxed out)
Storage: 40GB IDE HDD (5,400 RPM, 15% free space)
Display: 15" CRT Monitor (1024x768 @ 60Hz, heavy flicker)
Sound: Realtek AC'97 onboard (mono speaker)
Input: PS/2 Keyboard + Ball Mouse (with lint buildup)
Cooling: 1 (one) case fan (unplugged to reduce noise)
Internet: Ethernet (10Mbps, via USB adapter because onboard port died)

🎮 Performance: *"Runs CS 2 at 20fps (on a good day)."*
🔥 Upgrades: "Added a second stick of RAM once. System rejected it."