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Hello my name is Kyle and I am here from the Volvo(tm) support services, I am writing to inform you that we have made an error in the calculation of your matchmaking rank and you are currently far above the intended rank for a player of your skill level.

We understand that you may have been flamed for recent terrible performances due to the skill disparity and are therefore compensating you with a BRAND NEW battle-scarred p250 sand dune!

Your newly calculated rank is: Gold Nova 2! Happy Fragging!