Aight hey sexy beings of the planet. I am a very cute eboy ready to slaughter your ♥♥♥♥♥ right now. I own server bigger than what you can count to and if you aren't asain please dont message be expecially if you are the african american decent.
Ok since we got that out of the way we can get into the important stuffs. I got a homie who said my ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than the effiel tower. So you already know its gonna be a good time. If you live on the east coast you better learn to start waking up at 10am to tell me gm.
Need kisses on the cheek before we leave vc. Discord needed no skype if you use skype you are a ♥♥♥♥. Anyway, if you don't play video games you must already want to find a reason to live because you are litterally doing nothing inside right now. Now you're very curious on why
you should date this sex demon. Well you've read this far and prob got a good laugh so obviously you're interested if not are you that bored like cmon. Other than that hmu in my dms I'm awake like 24/7 because I dont belive in a sleep squeduel.
Now you may be asking will you treat me right as a women? No. I want you to tell me who's boss and earn your respect. Don't bark. If you bark I'll put you down like the dumb dog you are. Other nonos? Don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥. If you cant hang with
the homies, you aint gettin my chromies. Weekdays if you are younger than me ill help you with ur hw. If you're older you probably take stats your freshman college year so I can still help you. Now you might be thinking. What does this god
look like? That doesn't matter. wanna know what does matter? personality? tits? ass? nah. Your thighs. If you cant give me a thigh job what makes me the happiest man on the planet then you're not it. You dont need thick thighs just know
how to work dem legs aight? aight.

Ok what will we do? The usual stuff. I have a server full of tards we can make fun of. All 37k. The staff? They will treat you like a queen. If not I take the kneecaps of the filthy infadels. Sex? no. I'm a holy boy. Esex? bigger no.
We need to prove that we are the best couple on the planet. So it will take 3 steps. Step 1) Crush them with love and affection: this always works trust me. Step 2) Tell them they smell: it gets them everytime. Step 3) If you ever meet
someone called Deveaux then he is a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥. Then that's our steps to greatness.

Well I'ma go play animal crossing new leaf on my nintendo 3ds. If you think im a standup guy then hmu.
Love, Cumdaddy