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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 6:56am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:34am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:18pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:20am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:44pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:38am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:22am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:54am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:23am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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