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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:44pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 7:17pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 8:50pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 8:08pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:40pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 11:04pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 11:48pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 9:23pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:54pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:08pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 11:04pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:47pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 5:53pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 11:17pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 12:26am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:11am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:00pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 4:14pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 12:29am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:12am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:46pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:40pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 5:27pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:11am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 8:48pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:44pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 8:40pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 8:27pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 8:08pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 4:32pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 8:35pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 11:43pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 12:21am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:30am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:45am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:46am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:46am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:47am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:47am



Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...