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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:25am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:23am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:43am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:25am

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:43pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:23am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:37pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:27pm

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:48pm

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:42am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:30pm

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:30pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:11am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:33am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:25am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:40am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:42am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:55am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:52pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:02am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:16am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:13pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:06pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:22am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:12am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:13pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:39pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:38am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:49am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:38am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:44am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:44am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:18am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:12pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:45am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:52pm

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:28pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:48am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:19pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:39pm

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:26pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:52pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:50pm

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:13pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52pm

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:11am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:14am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:54am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:19am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:27am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:08am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:10pm

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:58pm

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:51pm

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:10pm

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22pm

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:20pm

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:27pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:11am

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:42pm

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:51am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:54am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:18am

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:19pm

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:19pm

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:43pm

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:39pm

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00pm

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24pm

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:26pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:48pm

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:50pm

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:02am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:39pm

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:05am



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
+8

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