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29 of 45 (64%) achievements earned:
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Now that's Rank! LVL 5

You ranked up to Level 5!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 4:59pm

Now that's Rank! LVL 10

You ranked up to Level 10!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 5:58pm

Now that's Rank! LVL 20

You ranked up to Level 20!
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2017 @ 12:35pm

Now that's Rank! LVL 30

You ranked up to Level 30!
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2017 @ 5:19pm

Employee of The Month

You hit max rank! Way to go, you made it, aren't you something… You still have to come in tomorrow.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2017 @ 5:19pm

Raging

Achieve your first x2 Rage!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 2:27pm

Royal Flush

Pass all levels with at least one golden poo.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 5:11pm

Perfectly Unhinged

Jeez, I hope you washed your hands first. You've gained all the golden poos in all levels!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 5:14pm

You Better Have Great Insurance

Destroy 95% of the items in the room in a single level.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2017 @ 12:39pm

On The Road To Glory Part I

You passed level 1! You know what to do, onto level two!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 2:17pm

Elf Shot the Food

Accidents happen, like YOU...AGAIN!?! Seriously… I needed that
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2017 @ 5:47pm

How Am I Going to Check My Emails Now?

Destroy 500 computer monitors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 5:05pm

Someone Call the Nerd Brigade

Destroy 500 computer towers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2017 @ 9:24am

No Time To Rest

Destroy 1000 chairs.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 8:56am

I Need HR!!

Smash 100 of your coworkers pictures.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2017 @ 12:37pm

The Premiums Will Kill You

Accumulate 1,000,000 points. Seriously High premium.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 5:06pm

Destruction is an Artform

Accumulate 10,000,000 points
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2017 @ 5:50pm

Bakers Dozen

Destroy 13 donuts.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 2:17pm

Want to Feel How Hard I Can Hit

50 thousand? Such knuckles oooOOOooo!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 4:49pm

Taco Tuesday

Hungry much?
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 5:44pm

A Cut Above the Rest!

The Pixel Sword Unlocked! Shave and a haircut, 8 bits!
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 5:59pm

D3vil Inside

Mischeiv_os Unlocked! Karpee Vernasco Necktie...wait, that's not right.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2017 @ 4:35pm

Holy Roller

Holy Keyboard Unlocked! And a caps (f)Lock of Angels sing the to thy rest.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2017 @ 5:19pm

I'd give it a 9.8

Grabbity Gun Unlocked! What goes up… must stay up?
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 5:42pm

In the Red

REDDEATH Unlocked! Righteous ranged ricochet red. Really.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2017 @ 5:11pm

Fired Up!

R.I.F.E. Unlocked! Looks like your AXE got FIRED!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 4:59pm

Silky Smooth

Customize Philbert's arms!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 2:23pm

Holy Motherboards

Ready to Reboot?
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2017 @ 4:40pm

Get Good Bro

What seems to be the problem ma'am? You done be caught.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2017 @ 5:29pm



Psychopath

Achieve 5 x2 Rages in a single game.
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The Hells My KEYS!?!?

NO SERIOUSLY!?!? Find 42 keys
0 / 1

rePent Up Aggression

Even Dante stopped at 9... But 10??? 30 poos... If only your mom could see you now… Or cared.
0 / 1

Pugilist

You prefer to be a gentleman when destroying your surroundings.
0 / 1

Throws of Ecstasy

Tossed your hat in the ring...and 49 thousand other things too!
0 / 1

Caffeine'll Kill Ya!

Destroy 1000 coffee pots.
0 / 1

Root Achievement

Destroy/use 100 staplers.
0 / 1

You Got the Memo Right?

Destroy 10,000 filing cabinets.
0 / 1

Get Polishing

Golden Poo Unlocked! Even polished… It is what it is.
0 / 1

Interior Decorator

Customize your cubicle!
0 / 1

Destructive Pattern

Unlock all patterns...for now.
0 / 1

The Merger Unlocked!

Spark one up and Rock-et retro style!
0 / 1

The Micromanager Unlocked!

HAHAHAH CRY SOME MORE!!
0 / 1

The RoadRage Unlocked!

Go for Pink slips in your W.I.P. Whip!
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