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[23:55] [All] DavidV (Lee Sin): i hope your favorate person push you out of cliff and supman go save u up then drop u from higher
[24:06] [All] Brandon (Ekko): HOW DARE YOU

Luk3magic : it doesn't help
Luk3magic : that
Luk3magic : instead of going invisible
Luk3magic : the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minions
Luk3magic : are still standing there dancing
Luk3magic : so i had no clue
Luk3magic : what was alive
Luk3magic : and what was dead

10:21 PM - Brandz0r: Ok i'll stop bothering you now
10:22 PM - Reggie Fils-Aime: Thank you, bye

1:30 AM - Reggie Fils-Aime: Good one
1:30 AM - Reggie Fils-Aime: Solid
1:30 AM - Reggie Fils-Aime: meme
1:30 AM - Brandz0r: thanks
1:30 AM - Reggie Fils-Aime: You look like David Schwimer with down syndrome

[36:51] Brandon (Shaco): report jason guys
[36:51] Luk3magic (Shaco): you suck
[36:54] Jason is cui bap (Shaco): can u shut the ♥♥♥♥ of
[37:05] Jason is cui bap (Shaco): 1/7 is really suck
[37:13] Brandon (Shaco): english pls
[37:18] Luk3magic (Shaco): how do i shut the ♥♥♥♥ of
[37:25] Luk3magic (Shaco): the lever appears to be broken
[37:28] Luk3magic (Shaco): I CAN'T SHUT IT DOWN
[37:30] Luk3magic (Shaco): SEND HELP
[37:33] Luk3magic (Shaco): THE ♥♥♥♥ WON'T STOP

[20:42] ZETA CRD (Soraka): bu xiang wan le
[20:47] ZETA CRD (Soraka): bei wo ge keng le yi wan shang
[20:49] spaghettiss (Draven): tou ba
[20:52] Luk3magic (Nasus): 2 grilled sandwhiches please

7:52 PM - Mr Magic: you know what sound effect they use all the time that makes me rofl
7:52 PM - Mr Magic: that meme trumpet sound thing
7:52 PM - Brandz0r: airhorn?
7:52 PM - Mr Magic: yeah
7:52 PM - Brandz0r: MEME TRUMPET

4:59 PM - STER_: hello
5:00 PM - STER_: hello you are a cool guy
5:01 PM - STER_ is now Offline.

11:21 PM - Mr Magic: Just triad playing needed dad for speed with a steering wheel
11:22 PM - Mr Magic: Couldn't go strafjt
11:22 PM - Brandz0r: Needed dad for speed
11:22 PM - Brandz0r: BEST GAME
11:22 PM - Mr Magic: Ripped
11:22 PM - Brandz0r: beg dad for drugs
11:22 PM - Brandz0r: TAP A to beg

Brandzor: so you like girls?
Rotikat: yes i like girl
Rotikat: iam pedo.
Rotikat: lesbian.

Lukemagic: I sell memes for a living
Lukemagic Google Memes
Brandzor: memes is a drug
Brandzor: you put them in a pipe
Rotikat: can buy at ebay?
Lukemagic: yes

Rotikat: threesome?
Rotikat: oh yeah
Rotikat: you want my cat to join your happy time.
Rotikat: rape animal ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Rotikat: ♥♥♥
Lukemagic: Nice meme
Rotikat: no school today?
Lukemagic: do you like memes
Rotikat: waht is meme?

Brandzor: wait
Brandzor: who are you marrying?
Rotikat: myself.
Brandzor: WTF!
Lukemagic: then
Lukemagic: we will become one
Rotikat: self masterbathe
Lukemagic: masterbathroom
Lukemagic: I do say squire
Rotikat: good idea.

Rotikat: hahah
Rotikat: it came from man eat burger?
Brandzor: man do not eat burger
Rotikat: man like you eat boobie.
Lukemagic: eat da boobie
Lukemagic: be the boobie

10:32 PM - saatananvitunkristuksenvittu: hello, you happen to gave friends that would like to trade rs07 gold to cs go keys? i got 26,5mil storage
10:33 PM - Brandz0r: fix your english thanks
10:33 PM - saatananvitunkristuksenvittu: go ♥♥♥♥ yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer

*get lane stolen but someone leaves*
*end up vsing the person who stole my lane*
[All] Brandz0r (Fizz): next time ahri, let me mid
[All] Rocking A cup (Ahri): ♥♥♥♥ u, cao ni ma bi
[All] Rocking A cup (Ahri): shab i

*enemy team aces ally team*
[All] Stan is here (Lissandra): can't kill a diamond buddy.
*we ace the enemy team, support kills liss*
[All] Brandz0r (Leona): I think I just killed a diamond buddy.
[All] Stan is here (Lissandra): bronze leona

[10:36] Brandz0r: What up
[10:36] XLD Sigh: ♥♥♥ YOU

Smudgedge (Vayne): it does when they carry
Luk3magic (Ziggs): they also have jerry seinfield
Luk3magic (Ziggs): should be easy win
Luk3magic (Ziggs): he is ♥♥♥♥
Luk3magic (Ziggs): thats why his show got cancelled

Brandz0r (Cho'Gath): Okay next question
Brandz0r (Cho'Gath): do you own a fedora?
Jolteon (Ezreal): k muted

Luk3magic (Zed): i really need to invest in a stress ball

10:36 PM - Brandz0r #redrecolours: i almost bought a green token
10:36 PM - Brandz0r #redrecolours: cuz my fav colour
10:36 PM - Pan: yeah you like that shrek penis dont ya
10:36 PM - Brandz0r #redrecolours: i dont like it
10:36 PM - Brandz0r #redrecolours: i love it.

5:57 PM - Huebo: im sick
5:57 PM - Brandz0r: hi sick
5:57 PM - Brandz0r: im brandon
5:57 PM - Huebo: blocked
5:58 PM - Brandz0r: LOL

(OOC) Steven Trole Blicks: Whoa brandon
(OOC) Steven Trole Blicks: Way too much force.
(OOC) Steven Trole Blicks: TOO MUCH FORCE BRANDON
(OOC) Brandon Thunder: NOT ENOUGH FORCE

Luk3magic (Udyr): If you learn how to speak proper english
Luk3magic (Udyr): I will respect you more ok?
piapiapia (Sivir): i dont need to
piapiapia (Sivir): cause english be eliminated soon
piapiapia (Sivir): we will bomb you soon guys
piapiapia (Sivir): having fun with your family

dongbeigarenwang: ur penis doesn;t desrve it
dongbeigarenwang: what did he do
dongbeigarenwang: that u have to cut it off