-rep Not accepting complaints about clearly unsent crayfish. Messaged me in an email, "Haha get scammed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser". If this isn't unprofessional, I don't know what is. DO NOT order your crayfish from this vendor.

-rep Been waiting for my crayfish for about a decade now. The service is absolutely mind numbing. Can't even get a reply after all this time, and the shipping just gets worse. My tracking number is nonexistent and there is no number to call about where my package is. I am furious. Does anybody else have this problem?

-rep Gathered my toenails without my consent. Then, began to use them as toothpicks.

-rep left bruisings on my cockcheese

Juan Pablo 🌮

-rep cant deal with his hair in my mouth