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Recent reviews by LongNoseDog

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1 person found this review helpful
80.8 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
Train go boom
Posted 29 June, 2022.
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29.9 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
16X THE DETAIL
Posted 15 June, 2022.
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443.2 hrs on record (257.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I love csgo this game is really fun and not demoralising at all. I LOVE CSGO YAY
Posted 10 June, 2022.
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47.0 hrs on record (21.4 hrs at review time)
soos
Posted 19 May, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
73.9 hrs on record (52.2 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 41.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.
After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted 29 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
made me ♥♥♥♥ made boyfriend laugh very good 10/10
Posted 28 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
318.8 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
Funny WW2 Game haha German go shoot shoot brrrr Soviet go Vodka dronk shoot shoot American go shoot shoot shoot haha funny
Posted 9 October, 2021.
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171.2 hrs on record (53.4 hrs at review time)
And again, it just works.
Posted 12 September, 2021.
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38.7 hrs on record (36.0 hrs at review time)
Praise The Souls
Posted 27 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,000.2 hrs on record (386.0 hrs at review time)
There's an achievement called 'Ball Eater' how could you not love this game.
Posted 27 April, 2021.
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