Danstey
Dan
 
 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.
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M i n c h e r z 13 jan @ 2:27 
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SHAKKKKKKKKKK#. 28 aug, 2012 @ 0:42 
this guy
Bauer 16 aug, 2012 @ 0:22 
BOOYA
Wh1sper404 22 feb, 2010 @ 18:06 
ventrillo .exe :) only the best for dan @H@H
Yaz 16 sep, 2009 @ 15:40 
i didnt know you were a girl gamer shockhorror
Janey 6 sep, 2009 @ 3:06 
DANIEL LENNOX IS FOR LUST GUYS.. GO GET HIM