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31 of 44 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:01am

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:19am

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:09am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:50am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:26am

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:03am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 3:11am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:32am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:27am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:56am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 8:55am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 12:53am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 2:55am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:54am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:26am

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:42am

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:45am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 12:31am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:37am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:57am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 3:14am

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:53am

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:19am

Found Mommy

Mommy isnt very nice.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:33am

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:20am



Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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