Nerd

How inspiring of you

t's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." —Mark Twain

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." —George W. Bush

Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.

He's cool, I guess.