Who is Blinge? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Blinge thinks, I agree. If Blinge speaks, I’m listening. If Blinge has one fan, it is me. If Blinge has no fans, I don’t exist.

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