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I went out side and my car had allot of bird poop on it I check the handle and it looked clean so I got in my car and ran some errands. I looked at my car handle again and saw there was some bird poop. I know when I was out I was touching my hair and I got a ice cream too. Can I get something by doing this. I know cats get toxoplasmosis from eating wild birds.

I’ve become so much like John Lennon, it’s scary. I wear national health issue glasses, physically assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can’t help but say “戦い, 戦い” (which means peace and love in Liverpoolian.) I grew my hair out long because I don’t care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don’t care what people think so shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Mimi! I always leave an open needle hole in my arm, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am on heroin. When I see gay people existing I get mad at them for not being straight like I am(i am the straightest guy in the boarding school, not a gay bone in my body)I can’t have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Yoko Ono or Bridget Bardot, both of whom remind me of Paul. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them chips(I am Br*tish). WINSTON CHURCHILL!

Seriously I don’t know why my family and friends keep telling me that I need to get a girlfriend because there is literally no benefit at all for me to get a girlfriend. I honestly believe that me getting a girlfriend will be very detrimental to my life because if I get a girlfriend that means I will have to cut back a bit on playing video games and watch anime. So I can have time to go on dates with her. I would also have go meet her parents which sucks, I would also have to dress professional when I go on date’s with her which I absolutely hate doing because I prefer to just wear anime t shirts, jogging pants and sneakers most of the time. That why I believe me getting a girlfriend is a waste of time and money for me.

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I was playing my favorite roblox game when I unlocked a new epic sniper to use on the enemy’s, I equipped it and started hitting the best shots of my life. I got so exited I made so many loud happy sounds that my parents thought I was moaning and matusrbaiting (as I usually do) but they thought I was in pain while doing it because I “sounded like a sad dog.”. My computer has now been taken away because they can no longer trust me not to moan and scream in pleasure when I hit a trickshot