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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 11:49am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 3:04pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2016 @ 7:32pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2016 @ 7:36pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2016 @ 7:27pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 3:02pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 2:51pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 2:58pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2016 @ 3:25pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 11:27am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 11:43am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 12:00pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2016 @ 11:59am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 7:11am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2016 @ 7:36am



Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool