Recent reviews by BlakeyGotCakey

Hear me out. The Chicken Mom is straight-up smoking. While her clueless chicks are fumbling around, she stands there like she knows she’s the queen of the barnyard, effortlessly radiating confidence and undeniable heat. Every time she struts her stuff, it's like the game pauses for a moment of admiration — because, honestly, who wouldn’t stop to stare at a chicken that hot? She’s got the kind of charm that makes the other birds look like amateurs. So yeah, you’re stacking chickens, but you’re also just trying to keep it together in the presence of this feathery goddess.

its like if "Just Dance" and a volcano had a baby. 10/10 would erupt again!

Mitoza is the game equivalent of getting lost in a funhouse where you can't stop laughing and occasionally wonder if you’ve just stumbled into a glitch in the matrix.

I'm being molested by everything and everyone 10/10!

Sex update when?

As someone who has sex all the time, I can say that this game is 100% about having sex with sexy women. like I do. every day. this game did not make me horny, however. I'm not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to feel that way. On the other hand, I would recommend this game to people who don't have sex (unlike me, because I have a lot of sex with women) because it has a naked woman in it, and she's naked. She looks like one of my many female friends that I have a lot of sex with. I have a lot of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I am very muscular, handsome and very good at video games. All my girlfriends say I am very good at sex, video games, and handsome. One of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but I told her I was playing a sex game instead and she started crying, became a lesbian and killed herself because I didn't have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men. I'm not gay. I am very cool and handsome, so girls always have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy. My ♥♥♥♥ is very big. All my girls like my ♥♥♥♥ because it is very big and I am very good at having sex with my women. All the women I've had sex with are very sexy and so am I. I have a lot of sex. I am also very handsome and sexy, and I have a lot of sex.

As someone who has sex all the time, I can say that this game is 100% about having sex with sexy women. like I do. every day. this game did not make me horny, however. I'm not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to feel that way. On the other hand, I would recommend this game to people who don't have sex (unlike me, because I have a lot of sex with women) because it has a naked woman in it, and she's naked. She looks like one of my many female friends that I have a lot of sex with. I have a lot of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I am very muscular, handsome and very good at video games. All my girlfriends say I am very good at sex, video games, and handsome. One of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but I told her I was playing a sex game instead and she started crying, became a lesbian and killed herself because I didn't have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men. I'm not gay. I am very cool and handsome, so girls always have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy. My ♥♥♥♥ is very big. All my girls like my ♥♥♥♥ because it is very big and I am very good at having sex with my women. All the women I've had sex with are very sexy and so am I. I have a lot of sex. I am also very handsome and sexy, and I have a lot of sex.

its ight

I mean... there is hot nakey femboys. But I don't think this will help perfect my CS2 dinks.
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Since nobody will read the reviews, I'll say in this review I'm gay and I beat it to femboy