Watching porn, watching porn
Blowing on my ♥♥♥♥ like a basset horn
Jizz on your mom like a snowstorm
I've been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ since I was a newborn
Row, row, row, row, row your boat
Lil Barnacle is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOAT
I take a ♥♥♥♥ and then it floats
My jizz lookin' like some cream cheese toast

I like Elmo 'cause he's red
I do not like whole wheat bread
I don't want to go to bed
Bald tires, they have no tread
A, B, C, D, E, F, Gilly
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, puppy
Q, R, S, T, U, vagina
W, X, Y and a zebra

Condom on my ♥♥♥♥ lookin' like a Tic Tac
Got some lotion, rub it on my ballsack
Eat her ass like a flapjack
In the whip, bumping Nickelback

Yeah, I like porn
I like porn, I like porn
I like porn, I like porn
I like porn, it makes my ♥♥♥♥ hard
It makes my ♥♥♥♥ hard
It makes my ♥♥♥♥ hard