Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A restaurant nearby had a sign in the window which said "We serve breakfast at any time", so I ordered French toast in the Renaissance.
ㅤ* So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
ㅤ* If I’d shot you sooner, I’d be out of jail by now.
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