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¼ cup all-purpose flour
¼ cup white sugar
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
⅛ teaspoon baking soda
⅛ teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons milk
2 tablespoons canola oil
1 tablespoon water
¼ teaspoon vanilla extract
Directions
Mix flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking soda, and salt together in a large microwave-safe mug; stir in milk, canola oil, water, and vanilla extract.
Cook in the microwave until cake is done in the middle, about 1 minute 45 seconds.
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I hate that you forgot about me.
I hate that you don't want me.
I hate that I still care about you.
Open-minded
Honest
Flexible way of thinking
Always trying out new stuff
Very patient
Steadily training without a hurry
Doesn’t dislike losing to the extreme
Focuses more on the contents of a match than the outcome
Objectively looks at their own merits and demerits and overcomes them
Enjoys the game
Is interested in other characters and other people’s matches
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Autopilot the same stuff over and over again
Too much pride
Doesn’t listen to advice
Often blames the opponent when losing
Doesn’t research stuff
Weird fixations
Prefers weak or troll characters
Doesn’t accept situations where the opponent forces mindgames/rps on them
Too fixated on the current ongoing match instead of long term
More fixated on winning, than the contents of a match
Prioritizes winning over learning
Narrow field of vision
Likes wakarangoroshi (beating the opponent with things they don’t know about/understand)
Having excess confidence in ability to read the opponent
Low patience
Getting mad and having that affect the game in a negative manner
Not thinking from the opponent’s point of view
You sure about that?
before the poor fool can answer, I leap 13 feet into the air somersault over the clueless creature as I unsheath my katana
deliver one fatal swipe of my masterwork blade with a satisfying, split second
-swish-
land in a mysterious crouching pose, my face still shaded mystically assailant collapses in two halves
HEH.....Guess you were only half sure
put my katana back in its scabbard twirl and make my cape wave in the wind to formally conclude the engagement
....See ya....wouldn't wanna be ya.....HEH
walk off mysteriously into the shadows]
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I will kill all of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Fear will be plentiful, death will be bountiful
I will spare none of you peasants
♥♥♥♥ your religion, your paci-♥♥♥♥-ism
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