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Great game broski

Now this a story all about how
My minecraft got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the king of a game called Terraria

In the spawn born and raised
Chopping down trees was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin relaxin all cool
And alll killing some slimes outside with my tool
When a couple of eye guys who were up to no good
Started attacking my neighborhood
Kill the eye of cthulhu and choas got scareed
"You're going to get now you going to be killed off Terraria"

I grinded and crafted my gear day after day
Killed Eater of worlds, Skeletron, and the queen sent me to Hell
The monster down were getting slaughtered and then they gave me the voodoo doll as a ticket
I threw it in lava and said "Might as well, ♥♥♥♥ it"

I whistled for the wall amd when it came near
I shoot it with my bow and threw a moltrov like it was dice then droped my mirror
I would've gone with anything but he drop something rare
Got my laser rifle and thought "Nah Forget it" - "yo, let's go ♥♥♥♥ up Hard Mode"

I was finally there
The king of a world called Terraria