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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 4:43pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 11:14am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2017 @ 7:49pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 8:52pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 6:01pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 11:32am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2017 @ 4:39pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2017 @ 7:37pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 11:26pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 6:42pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:25pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 7:56pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:56pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 11:41am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2016 @ 9:24pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:24am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 9:46am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 8:11pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:58am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 10:14pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 7:34am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:58pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 7:09am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 11:54am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 7:41am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2017 @ 8:10pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 9:52am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 9:27pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:01pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 11:23pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:28pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2017 @ 9:11am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 9:47am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 11:25pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2016 @ 9:13am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:15am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 9:02pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:50pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2017 @ 4:55pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 6:14pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 10:43am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 10:12pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 10:32am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 4:38pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 7:18am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2016 @ 4:49pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 11:36am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:40pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2017 @ 5:19pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:13am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:08am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 9:13pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 9:37pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2016 @ 8:35pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 7:59pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:38am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 8:07am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 9:14pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 6:10pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 10:55pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 8:28pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 9:55pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 9:51pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:30am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 11:02pm



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
4,695 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+11

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