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30.0 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
We all Dive together or we don't Dive at all.
Posted 5 May, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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88.6 hrs on record (75.5 hrs at review time)
Incredibly unique game play and really nifty visuals. Everything is scary. Never make plans on a Sunday.
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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2.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
This.

Before I start let me tell you something, I've done it all, I've travelled the world, 3600 noscoped noobs, hell, I even graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, all in the journey for the perfect game. You see, I was a naive young fellow in an amish village dominated by CSGO, FNAF, games such as those and in those days, I truly thought those were the best. I was wrong. You see, one day I came across a copy of "Fallout 3" in the village, and was caught holding it in my oblivious, oh so careless hands, they saw heresy in my grip. I was excommunicated from my hometown, and sent on my way with my, blasphemous item. Eventually, I found residence in the strange outlandish world, purchased a "Motel room", hooked up my holy rig, and... the exhiliration. I discovered boundless amounts of games, my god was I blown back, to think CSGO and FNAF were far from the only video entertainment simulators in existence, seeing this incited my burning desire, the flaming, blazing, any adjective to describe fire desire to locate the one true game in existence... and after decades, I found it. It was a usual day in my relentless search, my fingers raw from the nonstop typing and scrolling. I didn't believe it at first, but it hit me. The world around me crumbled, my mind narrowed into a tunnel of lightspeed onto the miracle before me. My hands shook. I was fully erect. A cold sweat formed over my whole body. I didn't hesitate to throw all of this month's rent into buying as many copies as humanly possible. Then the time came. The time, to see this miracle in all it's beauty. I opened the game...

It was suck and my life is suck

11/10 this will break you down more than thefinebros' subscriber count.
Posted 10 February, 2016.
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4.2 hrs on record
Get it.
Get it!
GET IT!
Posted 21 December, 2015.
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