Pringles Can :)

how 2 pick up girls

step 1.) wrap arms around base of female

step 2.) lift making sure to use both your knees and back

step 3.) relocate female as needed

mogan

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I sexually Identify as the “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” joke. Ever since I was a child, I’ve dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don’t fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn’t been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don’t care, I’m hilarious. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “epic kek dank meme owned with facts and logic” and respect my right to ♥♥♥♥ up social media. If you can’t accept me you’re a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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