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My girlfriend and I like to play force field, which involves me shooting a rope of ♥♥♥ at her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as she tries to time a fart. If it works, the ♥♥♥ is repelled by the fart and we laugh like maniacs.

But one time she accidentally sharted on my balls, which wasn’t a successful outcome of the game.

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"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.