Slut!!!! hi

The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.
-- Judge Harold T. Stone
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Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...
If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your
head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick...
-- Steven Wright
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Price's Advice:
It's all a game -- play it to have fun.
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meeting, n.:
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
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You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.
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Consultant, n.:
(1) Someone you pay to take the watch off your wrist and tell
you what time it is. (2) (For resume use) The working title
of anyone who doesn't currently hold a job. Motto: Have
Calculator, Will Travel.
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This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scammed me on Minecraft. He stole my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ diamonds.

I hope you're having a good summmer, we need to talk soon! :)

Excuse me sir, but do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour Datanomi?

You will be glad to know that the Period Pals profile Picture is now very explicit again! You may masturbate to it forever now :)