I hate goats. They are filthy, disgusting creatures. They will eat literally anything. I've witnessed 6 of them eat a 40lb bag of pelletized lime fertilizer, bag and all. I've seen one piss into his own mouth. If that wasn't disgusting enough, his goat buddy came over to have a sip too.

so here me was beating rock into powder cause not food then magic egg appeared, me thought alright free egg, cause you know me stupid me caveman. me spend 3 days humping egg then magic light beams shoot out then me roll dinosaur brain for 3 feet then eating it, me get smart and smooth hair into style and me poop sitting down instead of me doing it as me walk

i just got offered a job as an elephant circumsizer, should i take it? i heard they pay is not high but the tips are massive :smug:

Bleep bloop, I am a robot. Eh, just kidding.