>:)

:(

I'll just need to kidnap a certain red lizard prince as payment... >:)

:)

*Unscams the lizard.*

:(

can i scam you??

Certified lizard moment

>:)

IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CRYUING THEY KIDNAPPED MY HUSBDAN

*does a thing*

*Kidnaps the Red Prince.* >:)

GET YO BROKE ASS OUT MY COMMENT SECTION

Ready to face the ultimate challenge?

brokies in my comment section ong

I set my games to public for 2 weeks and get 1000 scammers bruh. Turning that ♥♥♥♥ off again ♥♥♥♥ y'all

+rep let's coordinate our strategies◕‿◕

good profile, sharpshooter

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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥

Omg bro's a lizard

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked handsome in your picture. (I really wanted to tell you that) It's really rare to see men playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a girl thing honestly i'm like really against misandry and like ill be the one in the gym spotting you. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but i won't worry if you're there to protect me ;) sorry that wasn't flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry I'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really tough and strong xxx Plz dont be french

*lights cigar*
yep, thats a gas leak, maam

Woah
*boom*
Woah
*boom*
Woah
*boom*

guh

sir they've hit the second tower

lizard gamering

Lizzor moment

balls

Looking to scam you
Hmu if you're interested

gogo

Yea!

this man is definitely one of the lizards ever

You smell so bad ong

i dont rob people because its harram sowwy >///<

Hi

a

*noodle noises*

signed by me, lets play csgo

gogo

Keheheeee, thank you! Bugs deserve some attention aswell uwu

Buugggg yees

I need an Advil, a roll of duct tape, a pack of peanuts, and four beers.

oo Have a nice day! lol

Dragon scritches

*nibbles* >:o

yes

Uh, uh, uh, uh
Kuwabara ('Bara)
♥♥♥♥♥ I'm tough (uh, uh)
Who he with? Who he with?
Not with us, us, us
That boy, uh, that boy, uh, that boy sus
Get the pump, that's a must, I don't trust

is bro a gamer?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pick up the phone, baby (Like brrrrr)
I know you're home, baby (It's lit!)
I'm in the zone, baby (Straight up!)
I just poured up a four baby (Yeah, yeah)