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10 of 28 (36%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 8:43am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 8:43am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 10:03am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 9:43am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 6:54am

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 7:04am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2019 @ 12:43pm

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 6:39am

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 10:33am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2019 @ 12:31pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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