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I, Trashpanda, being of sound and goofy mind, declare this to be my last will and testament. I understand that life can be unpredictable, so I've decided to add a little fun to my farewell. Here goes nothing!
Item 1: My Pet Rock Collection
To my beloved pet rocks, Rocky, Pebbles, and Stony, I bequeath my extensive collection of googly eyes, so they can continue to see the world in style. I also leave them my favorite hat to keep them warm during the chilly nights in the garden.
Item 2: The Bonqweef Chronicles
To my dear friend Bonqweef, I leave my cherished collection of rubber chickens, whoopie cushions, and clown wigs. May these goofy treasures bring a smile to your face and laughter to your heart.
I hereby bequeath all of my bubblegum to the neighborhood children. You can create the most melodious symphony by popping it in unison! May your laughter be as sweet as the bubblegum itself.
Item 4: The Annoying Alarm Clock
My most obnoxious alarm clock, which has woken me up with the most irritating sounds, goes to my arch-nemesis (you know who you are). May it haunt your mornings as it did mine.
Item 5: The Underwater Toaster
To my cousin, who has always dreamed of toasting bread underwater, I leave my state-of-the-art underwater toaster. I hope your aquatic toast is crispy and delicious.
Item 6: The Inflatable Banana
My inflatable banana, which has been the life of many parties, goes to the person with the goofiest dance moves. May it accompany you on your wild dance adventures.
To the champion of the annual family dance-off, I leave my coveted trophy. May it remain a symbol of your unbeatable dance skills and epic moves.
Item 8: The Mystery Box
I leave a mystery box to my dearest friend. It contains something incredibly silly and unexpected. You'll know what it is when you open it. Enjoy the surprise!
Item 9: The Giggle Diary
To my best friend, I bequeath my "Giggle Diary" filled with my silliest thoughts and doodles. May it make you chuckle on rainy days.
Item 10: The Laughter Bench
To the local park, I leave a "Laughter Bench" with a sign that reads, "Sit, giggle, and enjoy the view." May it bring joy to all who pass by.
In conclusion, I hope this will brings some joy and silliness into the lives of my loved ones. Remember, life is short, so don't forget to smile, laugh, and cherish the goofy moments. Farewell, and may laughter always be your companion.
Signed,
Trashpanda
10/31/2023