Hey this is Gobo from the small wiener club.

Sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in but I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at your wiener is... massive. I mean the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody has glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso, you could probably stand on it like a tripod. And that's not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. So unfortunately it does appear that you're going to have to take that ginormous schmeat somewhere else, but thank you for trying and best of luck to you.