warum kommentiert eine frau auf deinem profil, ich dachte immer du hast angst vor vaginas

Idea for a movie i had

A strange porn movie where a giant kaiju man steps out of the hudson river, ♥♥♥♥ on the statue of liberty as if it was an anime figurine, and returns to the ocean, never seen again. This takes about 24 hours as he is huge (about the size of the empire state building) and therefore moves very slowly. All of new york panics madly as the military prepares to send missiles and nukes at it but then it just ♥♥♥♥ on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ statue of liberty and walks away. "THE MONSTER HAS UNLEASHED A WHITE, GOOEY ATTACK ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. THIS IS A THREAT TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA". Maybe there's a character, a porn-addicted autistic guy, who sympathizes with the giant because he also ♥♥♥♥ on his anime figurines all the time

Sorry, nach geltendem EU Recht ist es sehr wohl erlaubt sich in Fichtenwälder einen zu scheuern. Alle anderen waldarten sind aufgrund des Maastrichter Abkommens der Waldwixxerei geschütztes Wichsgebiet und somit darf in ihnen nicht abgesahnt bzw dürfen diese nicht bewixxt werden.

Bei extremen Notfällen gilt aber immer: um Höheres Übel zu vermeiden kann geringeres Übel als Straffrei angesehen werden. Bsp: du schlägst in einer Bank eine Glastür ein um vor einem Feuer zu flüchten. Sachbeschädigung, aber in diesem Fall erlaubt.

Also bevor dir ein Ei platzt ist es somit auch in allen Wäldern erlaubt abzu-nut-en. Ich hoffe diese Diskussion ist nun ein für alle mal beendet. Ich kann dieses Halbwissen zur waldwixxerei nicht mehr hören!

How to make chocolate cake
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Ingredients
1 cup white sugar
1 1/8 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup cold, strong, brewed coffee

Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour an 8 inch pan. Sift together flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt. Set aside.
In a medium bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add egg and vanilla and beat well. Add flour mixture, alternating with coffee. Beat until just incorporated.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 35 to 45 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the cake comes out clean.

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her ♥♥♥♥♥ and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult.

It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but it’s true.