cool dude

+1 would trust this survivor to unhook me every time

Demon Dice his future bride in his dream world side by side

This always happens. This ALWAYS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happens. I see a hot chic in the thumbnail, get all turned on by the sex, and get ready to blow my load the same time as the man. But when he pulls his ♥♥♥♥ out to finish, it's an alien, hooded, smegmum filled slimy Euro ♥♥♥♥ that looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freshwater leech. There is no faster way to kill a boner than to see one of those extraterrestrial looking worm-♥♥♥♥♥.

I want to rescue that woman. To swoop in, rip off my boxers, and shove my medically-trimmed 7 inch ♥♥♥♥ into her mouth. I want to show her what an all-American, clean cut, organic grass-fed ♥♥♥♥ looks like. She'd never go back, never.

I need a valium..

Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus

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