In new york I milly rock, sad you removed me :(

Hello Gamers, due to an (entirely heterosexual) encounter with a dildo and a skirt, I have sh1t myself and cannot get it out of the carpet and the skirt.

Basically, I bought a 15-inch red silicone t rex bad dragon dildo (for one of my many girlfriends not me I’m not gay) but when I was taking it out I fell over wierdly and it slid all 15 inches deep into my a5s while wearing thigh highs and a skirt while jerking off with a gag in my mouth. But it went too deep and it made me have sudden explosive diarrhoea, and I guess the dildo must have punctured something cause there was a lot of blood in it, and then I got shocked so I pissed myself right as I came (accidentally), so now there’s piss sh1t blood and cüm in the carpet and all over the thigh highs and the skirt and stuff and my parents are coming around tomorrow and I can’t get it out and there’s so much sh1t everywhere and my apartment has this vomit-inducing smell like someone died help what do I do?

I am a gay man and I accidentally masturbated to straight porn. I was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, I figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. I found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but I assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so I stuck around.
after the guy (and I) finished, the girl sat up and that's when I saw it... her tits. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. I just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when I broke free of my stupor, I whispered "no hetero" but I fear it wasn't enough

I'm currently playin with it. Light amount of lotion, but a firm grip. Nothing too crazy. Thinkin of you tbh. Not in a weird way tho. I just like the thought of you as I play wit it. I hope you understand and don't mind me exploring my thoughts and body.

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Csgo
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ └📁Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ └ ⚠️This folder is empty

You let me hit a few weeks ago🥱 don't play brand new boo boo

bro really tought he could get laid on steam😭😭😭😭

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You’re still g@I to this day

What type of dork gets trade banned LOL

Trade banned Lmao

just a lil

Bro are you alive??

my fault

LOL YOU DO GAY BUTT STUFF. REMEMBER COMMENTING ON MY PROFILE A LONG TIME AGO? IM STILL HERE MF!!!!! YOUR PRONOUNS ARE GAY/PHAG

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Gmod with. After your match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "[email protected]" if you happen to read this.

when am thinking of you i grow in the pant and become very arouse

i've been watching you

looking mighty handsome there king

ur the man now dawg

when am thinking of you i grow in the pant and become very arouse

Trade banned Lmao

Hej.
Har på senare tid börjat prova olika stimulationsmetoder i underlivet. Min favorit är att koka ett ägg för att sedan förs in det mellan benen. Brukar ha kvar det i 10 min och sedan "värper" jag ut det. Jag för därefter in det igen, fast denna gång skalat. Blir otroligt skönt.

Har ni någon erfarenhet av det?

Jadå. Särskilt andra gången gå ägget är skalat blir det extra skönt. Men det gäller att vara noga med att verkligen allt äggskal är borta

Det är varmt och mjukt. Känslan och vetskapen av att ägget är känsligt är också skön...det gör det mer pirrigt. Testa! Men va försiktig, för om man trycker in det skalade ägget för hårt så går det sönder, o de e inte så trevligt med äggluktande underliv om du förstår vad jag menar

Yoooo

who the ♥♥♥♥ are you jit

Yes.

mental illness

you’re a butthole… that’s why when you look for one you.. you won’t be able to find it b/c you are the ultimate butthole

Live, Laugh, Love Ben Llama

No problem Mr. Badger. I dream of you...

I ♥♥♥ to your pfp 5 times today💦💦 Thank you mr ben 👍

Live, Laugh, Love Ben Llama

Live, Laugh, Love, Ben Llama

So cute LMAOOO

Ben Llama, Ben Llama…
You never caused no drama…
Always in your little pajama…
Never a man who would touch marijuana…
But a man who sits like a brahma…
Gaining hours for his mama…
While listening to Nirvana…
Who screeches and yells Ben Llama…
and could never hurt an iguana…
Aman who never uses a comma…
A man that may become Saitama…
With little to no trauma…
A man that will have a cama…
And name him Obama…
Or the likes of Osama…
Ben Llama, Ben Llama…
Take me with you to Tijuana…
<3

Ben Llama

Ben Llama

YES

Do you want to E-date?

KOS
Ben Llama

KOS

wtf

This kids balls still have not dropped to this day.

big ♥♥♥♥♥, crying in gmod because i killed him after he shot me :>

lol

Imagine sucking on fat ♥♥♥♥♥ like you.

♥♥♥♥♥ ass b***H

LOL damn monkeys